You too can invent your own delicious products, Thermate ® is one of ours.
The hottest sauce we make, by Dirty Uncle Bob's Smudge. And we bill it as 'steel cutting, war starting, nuclear capability, incendiary gourmet hot sauce!' Not for the feint of heart but oh so good. Based on Auntie Jane's Red Rocket Salsa, we take it up to the next level.
Carry permit required to take it home. Waiver must be signed to eat it. If bottle lost notify Homeland Security. No guns at the table, please.
Have fun, invent your own food stuff!